What a problem!

A young couple got married and they were getting ready for sex. But a problem arose with the husband. He was having a problem with his "thing" which was not getting erect. Everytime they tried,the sex session failed for the husband. So he talked about the problem with his friend and his friend gave him an idea. His friend told him to go the very top of a tree of a certain forest where the Guru-of-all-solutions lives. So he did what his friend told him to do. The forest was a hard place to visit. He found the tree and it was really long. He got a nice rope like thing and grabbed it and started to climb. He climbed and climbed until he found the Guru aka Guru-of-all-solutions. He told everything about his problem to the Guru.
"Well, I have a solution for that." said the Guru
"What is it?" said the excited husband
"You have to say clearly and loudly "Om" three times and your possession will erect about an inch" said the Guru
"Will that really help, Guruji?" said the husband
"Ofcouse. I am doing it everytime." said the Guru
"But where is your one?" said the husband
"Why, you've climbed up with that young man." finished the Guru